Election 2008: Gollum and the Eye of Sauron

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Category : Liberal Antidote

I’ve often written of Hillary Clinton that she will someday become the Norma Desmond of modern politics, descending a flight of stairs in delusional grandeur as the cameras roll.

However, that can’t happen until the primary is over.  Meanwhile, the most apt comparisons for Hillary and husband Bill are to Gollum and the Eye of Sauron.

As she becomes more desperate, Hillary is now muttering "my precious" even as her precious–the ring to bind them all in the person of the presidency–slips ever farther from her reach.

Meanwhile, husband BIll is the Eye of Sauron, policing all the political hacks, cronies and liars he’s accumulated through the years of public abuse to make sure they don’t stray from the fold and disrupt the Clintons’ perceived path to destiny–and to dynasty.

Case in point: Look at how Bill trashed New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who was in Clinton’s cabinet, when he endorsed Hosannah Obama.

What next?  The pits of Mordor?  Yes, but only if a Demofiend captures and takes the White House–and the rest of us–prisoner.

$51 Million for Seven Years of BS and Hot Air

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Category : Liberal Antidote

I can’t imagine a single person who warrants making $51 million over seven years for giving speeches, but that’s what Bill Clinton claims in his just-released tax returns.

Payola would be a better term.  Even graft and corrupt while in office being repaid by the recipients might describe it better.

I mean, if you want to hear cheap bullshit, there are all kinds of carnival barkers, shell game organizers and rackets runners who are a lot cheaper.

Ah, the price of Demofiend politics in the United States.

Frick v. Frack: Demofiends Win Hands Down

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Category : Liberal Antidote

If things go as they appear to be heading in the recent primaries, we can look forward to Frick (high taxes, high restrictions, high spending) versus Frack (high taxes, high restrictions, high spending), or Hillary v. McCain.

The result of that is guaranteed: Hillary in a heartbeat.  The Billary machine and the media will insure Demofiend victory.

There’s just one hope for the irrascible asshole McCain–a terrorist attack on American soil, scaring people into voting for the Hanoi Hilton veteran (did he endure it just to run for president?) because of Osamaitis.

Both results mean the end of the American Dream.  Does it really have to come to this?

Can’t we all just get along without government telling us how to live, and taxing us into submission?