Hey, man, you’re already a reviled lame duck running an unpopular war, so you’ve got nothing to lose by pardoning show trial victim "Scooter" Libby, but at least commuting the jail portion of the sentence shows that you’re not completely hairless.

Yeah, you, Mr. President, I’m referring to you.  Stand up for your Republican allies before the Demofiends make a mockery of democracy.

Oh, I forgot, they already pretty much did that by winning the last election on a campaign of lies and subterfuge.

Now, no doubt the entire country is gearing up to celebrate July Fourth in some way, believing that this is the actual date of the birth of our nation with the Declaration of Independence.

Wrong!

Huh?