A bill stealthily moving its way through the Demofiend-controlled Congress would outlaw secret ballots.

I kid you not!

Okay, I didn’t come up with that title, but a reader of the Orange County Register did–and I think it fits the whole global warming industry-inspired hysteria, and Al Gore’s movie, perfectly.

In a letter to the editor, the reader points out the inconvenient fact that polar caps on Mars are melting too–and in an atmosphere that is almost all carbon dioxide.  Cause?  No doubt solar fluctuations, just like here, and not an influx of carbon dioxide.

Debate over?  I don’t think it ever got started, what with Gore, the United Nations and the media all proclaiming the issue of global warming settled.

As the Demofiends have long known, practiced, and said, “Repeat a lie often enough and people will accept it as truth.”

I live at the fringe of Los Angeles County and just a couple of miles from the Orange County Line, and thus the only newspaper I can get home delivered is the completely left-deluded Los Angeles Times.  I’d prefer the Orange County Register for truth’s sake, but they’re smart enough in Santa Ana not to cross the sanity demarcation line.

However cursed I may be in having to subscribe to the L.A. rag, one byproduct is good:  I can tell how well Bush’s policies are working by the headlines on page one of the L.A. Times.

Case in point:

No matter what one may personally think of Anna Nicole Smith (and I personally sympathize with her sweet misunderstood person), and no matter what one may think of the self-reputed father of her daughter Danielynn (and I personally think he’s a sleazeball and scumbag extraordinaire), it’s good to hear that Ms. Smith will finally be buried next to her son Daniel, who died just as mysteriously as she did–both in the presence of one Howard K. Stern, so-called father, lover and protector.

Mr. Stern also gets at least temporary possession of the heiress daughter, who stands to receive nearly $500 million from her mother’s marriage to a Texas billionaire.  Gee, what are his motives?

The judge in this case, one Larry Seidlin, did not distinguish himself and may soon join Judge Lance Ito as the two most incompetent judicial doofae in modern American jurisprudence.  It’s not that Seidlin got the decision wrong, for it was probably the only expeditious and judicious decision he could make. It was his incomprehensibility and inability in language and legalese that earns him his honor. To join Judge Ito in these two categories is a huge accomplishment of the least proportions.

The tiff between the Australian prime minister and His Majesty Barack Obama aside, the vibes coming out of Australia bode common sense (as did the tiff, actually).

Italy is pulling out of the Middle East, fostering a governmental crisis, and Central European countries are shedding Iraq, to say nothing of Britain, as challenge-weary populaces everywhere are seeking the sleep of denial. 

Not Australia. 

Now, how can the Academy voters turn down a film that portrays Arabs as misunderstood and caring, loving people in this age of “Get Bush”?

They can’t–unless there are enough conservative votes (which I seriously doubt) to put Letters from Iwo Jima, which was the equal or superior to Babel, on top.

There’s only one alternative scenario.

The incident didn’t get a lot of U.S. press coverage, but the fire bombing of the lone train between India and Pakistan on Feb. 18 revealed the use of TIDs, timed incendiary devices.  Nothing new about these–his opponents tried using a TID against Hitler in 1944–but what’s new is that they’re now in play by terrorists, and worse, extremely simple to manufacture.

How simple?